clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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