You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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