so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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