I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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