it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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