Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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