I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
