Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
