I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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