how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There's always time for handjobs
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Randomize
