I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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