i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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