You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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