i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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