There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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