Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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