her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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