He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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