The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it wasn't lemon gatorade
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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