He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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