Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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