What a fucking waste of an outfit
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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