the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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