Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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