What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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