Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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