Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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