have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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