He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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