I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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