smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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