You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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