Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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