we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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