Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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