Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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