Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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