very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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