I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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