So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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