singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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