**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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