I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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