Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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