I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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