just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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