East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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