when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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