Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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