Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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