she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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